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Who sings that?
How dare you?
How dare you say who sings that?
No, who's, uh...
Angus Young.
AC.
No, Angus Young is the guitarist, right?
Why he's all...
It's, uh...
Wow.
God damn it.
My brother used to beat the shit out of me to that music.
Wow.
That's right.
And then, before him...
Bon Scott.
Bon Scott died of a drug overdose, right?
Oh, man.
Is that how he died?
Just went too hard.
That's the thing.
It's like, it's that moment where you're like,
do we want to go any harder?
I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night.
Like, recently.
He's like 70 years old.
From ACDC.
Going ham.
Yeah.
Old fucking dude.
White hair.
Just dancing.
See if you can find that video.
Just dancing around on stage.
Carl is still up.
He's like, Dad, you didn't even put me down yet.
It takes three minutes.
It takes three minutes to calm him?
Yeah.
You got a whole system?
It's usually three or four minutes,
and then by, for sure, seven or eight, he's asleep.
And get him a weighted...
Do they have a weighted blanket or not for him?
No.
I don't think they do that for dogs.
He doesn't have that much anxiety.
He's pretty good.
Does that really work with people?
I feel like there's other ways.
There's that one video that, like, really, like,
kind of weak kid who gets trapped under one or whatever.
Have you ever seen that?
Oh, no.
At that birthday party.
How big is the blanket?
I mean, it's like,
I guess it's like 80-pound test or whatever.
I don't know, having the threat.
Like a Marlin blanket?
A Marlin line?
I mean, I don't know how heavy the threat was,
but it's like...
He's, like, trying to text for help or whatever.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, so it's just a joke.
No, no.
It has to be a joke.
For real?
No, he was really trapped?
Yeah, it looked like he was very much trapped under there.
He was very, um...
I don't want to say malnourished or unnourished.
You know, he just didn't like to eat or whatever.
One of those kids that only eats nuggets or whatever.
Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips.
At least nuggets are some kind of protein.
Yeah.
I mean, some kind of.
What do you think Bobby Kennedy's going to do
when he gets into the White House?
I think we're starting.
Are we rolling?
I've been going.
Yeah, we're rolling.
Okay.
Do you think they're going to get rid of nuggets?
See, here's my take on it.
Like, I was just reading this whole thing about Chick-fil-A,
and they were saying,
this is the most dangerous food in America.
The No. 1 burger,
Chick-fil-A is, like, the No. 1 fast food sandwich,
chicken sandwich,
and there's a fucking thousand ingredients,
and it's like...
God.
Yeah, just don't eat it every day, stupid.
Yeah.
I eat them.
I'm healthy.
I'm real healthy.
You just don't eat them every fucking day.
You enjoy them.
Yeah.
You don't...
It's not your primary diet.
Yeah, if you're going over there every day or whatever,
leaving your kids at home to go get one or something,
if you're lying...
Yeah.
You're just fiending for Chick-fil-A all day.
Well, they're so good,
and they come in that little bag.
It almost has that...
They come in the unmarked bag, you know?
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I went to a football game the other day,
ate three of them.
Yeah.
Feel good, still work out, still feel healthy.
The key is just don't make that most of what you eat.
Yeah.
Every now and again,
a little Chick-fil-A is not going to hurt nothing.
Yeah, treat your lady,
treat your friend,
treat yourself.
Treat yourself.
Get off of work.
I'm going to have one today.
I'm going to get me a Double Double from In-N-Out.
Fuck it.
That's a lot, though.
Double, just get a regular one.
Nah.
If you're going to go hard,
go all the way hard.
See, I'm the guy who,
I would get two singles instead of getting a double.
You know what I get at In-N-Out?
I get the Flying Dutchman.
Oh.
You know what that is?
It's just patties with cheese on it.
Mmm.
And there's no-
It's so good.
It's so good because it's fresh.
Because In-N-Out doesn't freeze their meat.
Their meat is always fresh.
So when you get those,
I mean, it's just perfect, man.
It's two burger patties with two slices of cheese
and I pick those greasy bitches up and
nom, nom, nom.
And I feel great.
I don't feel bad at all.
It's like the closest thing you can get to healthy food
at a fast food spot.
And so there's no bread on them?
No bread.
No bread, no nothing.
No sauce, no ketchup.
And what do you pick them up with?
You pick them up with two forks?
My fingers like a fucking pig,
like a sloppy glutton.
I just resign myself.
That's that Missouri sushi, dude.
It's meat and cheese.
Just meat and cheese and greasy fingers, dude.
That's that Montana sashimi, brother.
It's so hot you can barely hold on to it.
Oh, people do it with the onions on it too?
Yeah, I've had that.
Oh, I haven't seen all this.
The onions is good, but my way is no onions.
I have a block on my computer.
I don't think I can look at some of this stuff.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, if I put the Flying Dutchman, dude,
it's going to break up.
My buddy Cody gets them with onions inside of them.
So they slice up the onions,
put it inside of them, grilled onions inside.
That's nice.
I love onions.
I think onions are an underrated food.
Do you think onions have any nutrition in them at all?
I love onions too.
Yeah.
Whenever I eat onions, I'm like, what am I doing here?
There's nothing here.
Right, but there's something about them that's like,
oh yeah, but you want some, huh?
Well, there's a tinge.
You know what I love?
Yeah.
I love a good tomato and onion salad.
You know?
Yeah.
When they give those like beefsteak tomatoes,
like heirloom tomatoes with slices of onion
and some balsamic on that bitch.
I love that.
A little bit of salt.
Oh, that's nice.
Oh, I love that.
That's like an old school New York steakhouse thing.
Like a burrata style thing?
Well, that's good too, yeah.
If you go burrata, you're great.
Oh, burrata and the tomatoes, you can't go wrong.
Yeah.
But the onions and tomatoes,
tomato and onion salad was like a steakhouse thing.
I never really saw it anywhere else.
But like tomato and onion salad was like a big thing
in like New York steakhouses.
Yeah, baby, that sounds good.
I like having, I like when you get,
there's a Vidalia onion, you ever seen that one?
No.
That's a beautiful onion.
Bring one up, if you don't mind, Jamie.
But let's guess though,
because I genuinely have no idea.
Okay.
Do you think there's any nutritional content in onions?
Let me think about it.
Let me think about it while I'm eating one.
I don't know.
There might be some sneaky shit
that like only like Andrew Huberman can tell you about,
you know, some weird ingredient.
Like some back, like a back end magnesium or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some weird.
Some weird shit.
That's a Vidalia onion.
Okay.
So I think I've seen them before.
I just didn't know they had a different name.
Those are good.
There is a lot of nutritional value.
I have it on the next tab.
Okay.
That's what I want to know.
Impressive health benefits of onions.
Okay.
Now I feel better for liking onions.
Tell me, what can they do for you?
Vitamin C.
Easy.
We should have known it.
Let's see.
Look at all that.
There's a little sugar?
4.7 grams of sugar in an onion.
Imagine how nasty it would take without that sugar.
How nasty would onions taste
if they taste that good with that much sugar?
And just say, just God put a touch in there.
He knew it.
Has anybody ever had onions,
sliced onions with sugar all over it?
I don't know.
Damn, that might be good.
Because you would think it would bring the sugar out even more.
Right?
You know what I had the other day that was really good?
Watermelon with salt on it.
You ever have that?
No, I haven't had that.
Dude, it's like, it's you either love it or you love it.
What the fuck have you done to watermelon?
Oh, I could see that.
I love it.
Mexican people like to put crazy shit on fruit.
Yeah.
Chili mango, man.
That's a big one in Mexico.
You like this fruit and they're like,
You nailed it.
Now you'd like it or what, motherfucker?
It's spicy fruit.
Yeah, they get crazy, dude.
But chili mango works uniquely.
Like, out of all spicy fruits,
that's the one that caught on so much it made it to potato chips.
Chili mango?
Yeah, chili mango is in everything.
I haven't had that.
Oh, dude, I drink chili mango element.
You know what element is?
Like the hydration mix?
Uh-uh.
It's nice.
I like hydration, though.
That's Rob Wolf's company, right?
I believe so.
Dude, why is there so much hydration now?
And also, dude, thank you.
I just want to say thank you to Mexican people
just for doing everything that they do, dude.
I feel like every week we should have a round of applause for Mexican people,
I feel like, in America.
Well, it's weird to want to keep them out.
You know, they have some of the best food.
They're the nicest people.
They're some of the hardest-working people.
And they're organ donors, too, a lot of them.
Well, that's awesome.
One of the dumbest, like, stereotypes ever was, like, the lazy Mexican.
Like, what are you talking about?
Everyone I've ever met has, like, fucking three jobs.
They're all working 12 hours a day.
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Dude, I knew a Mexican guy, he had to leave work to go to his job.
It never ends, dude.
You know, Mexicans used to have a feud with Puerto Ricans back in the day with boxing.
In boxing, there was always, like, this feud between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans.
And the Mexicans would always say that the Puerto Ricans didn't work hard enough.
What?
Like, the discipline.
Like, some of the Puerto Rican guys were maybe more talented,
but the Mexican guys were known for discipline.
Like, some of the great Mexican boxers, like Julio Cesar Chavez,
one of the things about him was his volume was insane.
Yeah.
His knowledge of boxing was insane, but his volume was insane.
And the only way you could have volume like that is if you have supreme conditioning.
And what does volume mean? Volume punching?
Volume of punching.
Wow.
You ever watch Julio Cesar Chavez?
One of the greatest of all time.
He passed away?
No, no, he's still alive.
Oh, good.
And his son is boxing now.
His son is a really good boxer.
Not at the level that his dad was, but Julio Cesar Chavez Sr. was one of the all-time greats.
But he would just overwhelm people with volume and just break them down.
Pull up a Julio Cesar Chavez highlight.
Because when he was in his prime, one of the greatest fights of all time was him versus Meldrick Taylor.
Meldrick?
Meldrick Taylor, who was an Olympic gold medalist, phenomenal boxer.
Cool name.
Knocked out Meldrick Taylor with like 10 seconds to go in the final round.
He made this dude cry.
He made this dude cry?
Yeah.
Look, his hair should make him cry.
Who's that again?
Is that the dude from Red Clay Strays?
That's his brother?
Yeah.
It looks like he could be his cousin that wants money from him.
Oh, that's my cousin the boxer shit.
It looks like machine gun punching.
So I don't know why he made this dude cry, but just get me a highlight.
Because we don't have the time to just watch him break this dude down.
Give me just like a Julio Cesar Chavez Sr. highlight.
She comes from Silver Spoon.
You got one of their jackets on, man.
You're wearing a Red Clay Strays hoodie.
I didn't realize that.
Yeah, I am.
They're great, man.
Thank God this is warm.
So in the 1990s, he was the fucking man.
He was the man.
I forget what his record was before he had his first defeat, but it was something crazy.
Like 80 or 90 fights before he had his first defeat.
Yeah, it's athletical.
Bro, is there a highlight of his knockouts?
Just give me a highlight of him beating the fuck out of people.
He was so good, dude.
Look at this.
He about to cook this brother up.
That was Meldrick Taylor.
So Meldrick Taylor and him had an epic fight where Meldrick was winning the beginning of the fight.
Meldrick was very good.
No, that's Purnell Whitaker.
That was a fight where he probably shouldn't have won, but they gave it to him.
And a lot of people, including myself, watch that and think Purnell Whitaker got robbed.
Purnell Whitaker was like the slickest of all of the American boxers of his era.
Wow.
But Julio Cesar Chavez just broke Meldrick down later in the fight.
What made him so good, Ben?
What made him?
Well, you know what makes a fighter?
There's a lot of things, but he didn't stand out in terms like he wasn't faster than everybody or hit harder than everybody.
He wasn't a one-punch guy.
He was a volume puncher.
So he would put guys away by breaking them down.
He would break their will and crush them.
That was what he would do.
And he would do it with this fucking mean look on his face when he's just at the end of fights when he had guys broken.
He would just overwhelm them and swarm them.
He was one of the most terrifying guys because he kept his pace up, 12 rounds, no fucking problem.
Iron chin, but different.
Julio, that's the final punch that dropped Meldrick Taylor.
And that was one where it was a fucked up call because Richard Steele knew that Meldrick Taylor was out.
But there was really only two seconds left in the fight, but he still has to wave it off because the dude can't fight.
Right.
So it's kind of crazy.
So all these people were mad at Richard Steele because if he didn't do that, Meldrick Taylor would have won the decision.
So he stops the fight with like two seconds to go.
How many seconds was it when he called the fight off?
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say two seconds.
It might have been five seconds.
And what would you do in that situation then?
Well, he's doing the right thing.
The referee is there to save the fighter.
If he takes one more punch in those two seconds and that one punch kills him.
Right.
That's him.
It's on him.
17 when he went down.
So 17 he goes down.
So let's see what happens.
So he gives him the count, which is a standing eight count.
And then he looks at him and he asks him a couple of questions.
Give me some volume.
So look, he's not looking at the clock.
He's looking to save this guy.
But look at him.
Look at him.
Wow.
He looked him in the eye.
He wasn't there.
Three seconds left.
But he's doing the right thing.
He's doing the right thing.
It's crazy if there's three seconds left, but he is doing the right thing.
Because the referee's job is to make sure that they stay alive.
Yes.
Protect the fighter.
Because a fighter wouldn't make the right choice, you're saying?
Right.
That's why a referee has to protect a fighter from a cut.
If the cut's too bad, the referee has to call it or bring in a doctor to call it.
There's some times where the referee, it's a judgment call.
And sometimes they get it wrong because they're human.
But it's a crazy job.
They have the hardest job in the world.
So the guys like Herb Dean, the guys like Mark Goddard, those guys need more praise.
Because it's one of the most difficult jobs in all of combat sports other than being a fighter.
The second most difficult, for sure, is being a referee.
Wow.
Because you've got to make these calls.
You're in the middle of chaos in a world title fight where millions of people are watching.
And you've got to keep this thing together in this very chaotic sport.
That would be so tough.
I wonder, what are the requirements to be a referee?
Like how much, to be one of those, like Mark Goddard.
Well, there's courses you can take.
I know Big John McCarthy was very instrumental in educating people.
Herb Dean's very instrumental in doing this.
There's a lot of these guys.
Mark Goddard.
They'll put together seminars and help guys that are coming up.
There's probably a formal.
Let's see.
Find out what is the website that's best for if someone wants to go and learn how to be a referee.
You could probably just pull up in Memphis and start blowing the whistle on a bunch of shit going down.
Massive fans, of course.
Most of them train.
Like Mark Goddard trains.
I believe Mark Goddard's a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu.
We'll have to check that.
Herb Dean, I know, had a few MMA fights.
Oh, so a lot of them also have experience.
Mm-hmm.
You have to have some.
You have to know what's going on.
Because sometimes, especially in submissions and things like that, things get complicated real quick.
Like someone not letting go of an inside heel hook.
And, like, that's a scary one.
There's, like, do you remember Husamar Pajares?
Uh-uh.
No way.
His name was Tequinho, which means tree trunk.
That's, like, his nickname.
Husamar, he's Brazilian?
Husamar Pajares.
He was the scariest guy of all time.
Because he was all leg locks, and he was built like a tank.
He was, like, 5'8", 185 pounds, just this fucking ball of muscle.
And he would dive on dudes' legs and just rip them apart.
Oh, like a python.
And wouldn't let go.
Wouldn't let go of the legs.
So the guys would be tapping.
He's the only guy to ever get kicked out of the UFC winning.
Because he was doing that?
Because he was holding submissions.
They kicked him out.
They said, you can't do that.
What do you mean, you can't do it?
You can't do what?
You got to let go when the referee says stop.
Oh, he kept?
Because he's crippling people.
Oh.
You want to see a highlight that makes you cringe?
Pull up Husamar Pajares' submission highlights.
Oh, I don't want to see it.
Jake Shields punched him in the face after their fight.
Because he got a hold of a Kimura, Jake tapped, and he still kept cranking on it.
He would do that with guys.
He just was a pit bull.
He wouldn't let go.
But there's an unsportsmanlike aspect to it for sure.
Do you feel like that's unsportsmanlike at a certain point?
It seems like it is.
100%.
You know you're going to cripple a guy.
You know if you keep twisting on a knee, he's going to have to have surgery.
If a person taps, it's supposed to be that's it.
And there's the heat of the moment stuff.
But then there's people that just do it over and over and over again.
And there's folks that are known for that.
So look what he would do, man.
He would just get a hold of a guy.
Look at his knee.
Look, and he's still tapping.
That was with John Fitch.
Show that one again.
So he's tapping.
So he gets this knee bar.
This knee bar is awful.
Look how bad it is.
He's tapping, and he's still cranking.
Still cranking.
Wow.
Yeah, still cranking.
So it was like he would hold on for an extra second or two, which is more than enough to destroy your knee.
And they kicked him out.
A second doesn't seem like a long time unless you're caught in a knee bar.
That's an eternity where your knee is getting exploded, and you're tapping, and he won't let go.
You've got to let go immediately when the person taps.
When the referee stops the fight, you've got to let go immediately.
Now, do you let go when the guy taps?
Look at this here.
The referee was on him.
The guy's screaming in agony.
He's still cranking.
Yeah, he might have had a vengeance.
Oh, he was a mean dude, but he grew up very poor on a farm, horrible upbringing.
It's like there's kind of a crazy story to it.
A lot of pain.
Grew up in extreme poverty.
And like this scar on his chest, this scar on his chest, like they had to glue a wound that he had as a child on the farm.
They glued it together.
That's why he has this big scar on his chest.
Just a hard man.
Yeah.
And a scary dude if you've got a hold of your legs because he wasn't going to let go.
God, I'm glad I don't know him.
I mean, in some ways, you know.
Well, you're glad you're not grappling with him.
Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to know him, like, adversely.
Damn, dude.
I can't believe I saw Shane, too.
Yeah, what did you say?
He looked like a pickled egg.
Terry, is that what you're saying?
I knew right away.
You hadn't seen him in how long?
As soon as you saw him, Shane's in the sauna, and you're like, you look like a pickled egg.
Well, he looked like one of those kind of eggs, like in that little cage or whatever at the gas station, you know?
Those bucket eggs, the ones that are on the bars, the pickled, give me one of them pickled eggs.
Do you know how fucking hungry you have to be?
These fucking eggs, who knows how long they've been sitting there.
You're like, yeah, give me one of them.
There's always some trucker over there just bobbing for apples in the tank of them, like, bleh, bleh, bleh.
He looks so unsanitary.
Bro, and the fart that rips out of your body off of that thing.
How are you going to ban Chick-fil-A, but you're not going to ban that.
I know.
Dude, that has to be RFK's arch nemesis right there.
Can you imagine if you were living off those eggs, the farts you would have?
If that's your only food source.
Like, let's imagine you're, like, stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with only bottled eggs.
Bro, after a while, your own farts are going to make you jump in the ocean.
You're like, I can't even be around myself.
But there's a lot of, like, there's that trucker's high that they get from huffing their own gas.
There's like a syndrome or something that starts from it.
From people, just imagine, that can't be good for you, right?
Caging yourself up at 80 miles an hour with your own farts.
And just cruising state to state, just fucking.
Just letting it go, baby.
And the combination of things, ring dings and pork rinds and fucking Pepsi.
Saying fag over and over again.
Just all of that just compiled at once into you.
And then listen to conspiracy theorists talk on podcasts all day.
Just deep into the murky waters of Alex Jones.
Just hopped up.
I've been on social media a little too much lately.
Yeah?
Yeah, I've been reading too many people fighting and arguing about stupid shit.
To the point where I'm starting to develop theories.
And I don't want to.
Well, I saw Alex Jones and he looks really good, doesn't he?
Yeah, he's losing all weight.
He looks like he has to go to court for something.
No, our friend Sean is helping him.
Oh, really?
He's working out with him every day, yeah.
Well, I noticed it like in a month.
I just saw like, and I was like, oh my God.
Yeah, he's really committed.
He's going to do a documentary on it.
He's got to do a documentary on it.
Take him back to my health.
It's so noticeable.
I was like, wow, he looks handsome.
But there's fucking theories that it's not even him.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's theories that they replaced him with a different guy.
Yeah.
Who did, though?
That's always the thing.
That's the thing.
But here's the thing.
I know that's not true.
Right.
Like, I know the guy who's training him.
I know him.
Like, I'm still in touch with him.
Yeah.
Like, I text Alex all the time.
I know him.
He's just losing weight.
But if you go online, there's a lot of people.
People that believe that this is like a different person
Yeah
There's a lot of people believe he's been co-opted by the government. There's a lot like he has to chime in on every
single thing that everybody wants him to otherwise he's been co-opted and
I'm starting to develop these theories where I don't know how much of that conversation is real
I certainly think there's a percentage of that conversation is real
Conversation you mean the when people think that people have been co-opted
Okay, by the government like that. They've become what are they? What is that one that they like to use controlled opposition?
That's all you want to pretend to be a smart conspiracy theorist. You have to say controlled opposition
I could easily see bro in two weeks. Tom's the girl will be playing this guy. He looks great. That's all it is
He looks great
But he doesn't look like the same person not at all dude cuz he's laid off the booze. He's laid off the booze
He's not eating any bullshit
Really
Pedophiles all day long
Sometimes you want to take the edge off. Yeah, I mean he looks totally yeah different now. He looks like um
Randy uh
Orton now, but imagine if this was no internet
Imagine there's no internet. So we don't believe in a heartbeat. It wasn't a real guy. Sure. There's no way that's the same guy
Yeah, this guy on the left looks 15 years younger
Oh, yeah, dude a chubby guy used to do the pool and I worked at this farm one time
He used to do the pool and one year he got on
Dexatrim or some illegal fat burner or whatever and he came and did the pool one time when I was there and I didn't even
Believe it was him and never believed it totally different. Yeah
So yeah, if you didn't have stuff like this, you'd be like that's not the same guy
So this was just the television days no social media
Yeah, I think that they've recasted the guy cuz something happened to him over the office 100% you would think oh someone replaced Alex Jones
With a fake Alex Jones, but he would tell you if that happened, right? He would be like Joe somebody replaced me
It would say they replace me. They're sending somebody who the fuck is gonna do his voice. There's only four people alive
They could do a good Alex Jones impression
Are you are you aware of the?
Elon Musk Adrian Dittman
controversy
that he I
Saw something there's a they said he was a fake person that he made a fake
What's caught? I think they call them sock puppet accounts. Okay, and it's
It's generally frowned upon to have a fake account. Like
It seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online
I don't have one but it seems like it'd be a fun way to fuck around online
It takes a lot of time. It seems like yeah, but you could have like a fake account where if you if you're a public
Person, you know like Elon Musk and you want to say it's wild shit, but you don't want to take responsibility for it
You just want to shit post like everybody else like an anonymous person. Oh, that's true. He can't do that. Really?
Yeah, I would say that would be a smart thing to do it did it was it really him?
Did they find out is that is that unethical that when one person can call themselves, you know cat turd, you know
That's a legit name for a dude
I don't know anything about that cat, but you can that guy could just talk about anything
He wants to talk about but if Elon Musk does it well, he has the responsibility of his public image
But maybe he doesn't want that right like if you it's I don't have a problem with either one of them
Yeah, so no, you just want to shed your skin
You just want to take a layer off and you want to relax at the house
You want to kick your feet up and yell something down the hallway?
You shouldn't yell right and that's what he wants to do. I think you should be allowed to do that
Yes, this is one of the problems with making the internet, you know, like taking away the anonymity, but here's my my question
Because of that right
So if people can just have fake accounts and people should be able to which I think they definitely should be able to do
Because of that though
then you have to wonder when you see arguments how many of these arguments are real people in their real opinions and
how many of these arguments are a dis giant block of accounts that's been purchased by a large organization that is
hiring people or using AI to have arguments with people and
Incite things right online. Wow. It's not zero percent people now
No, I'm I'm saying like if you have a personal belief in something like no, they're not boss because I think that way
I'm not saying that you don't believe what you believe and I'm not even saying that you're wrong. I'm saying
That if there's any hot-button
cultural topic
You can fucking guarantee that some of the people talking about it aren't real
Either they're not real in that. These are not the real opinions
They're being told to say these things or they might not even be a real human. They might be an algorithm or
They're a bunch of people that have been hired
whenever there's hot-button cultural issues or voting issues or
Political issues a lot of those people arguing are not real
Yeah
and there's a real question as to what the number are like how much of this is like real interaction between people and
How much of this is?
all of this meddling
that's being done like they're changing the way people think about things and
Forcing the and arguing with these things all day very persuasively on behalf of some sort of special interest group
Yeah, I think that sounds very plausible, especially these days
There's like there's not as much, you know
It used to be that a lot of media was controlled by a few channels and networks, right?
I mean that's safe to say would you agree with that?
It was all controlled by a few channels, right? It was all I mean you all you had when we were kids
You had I remember when cable came out. It was crazy. Really? Yeah, what was before that you had ABC?
NBC CBS, that's it. No. Yes, that's it. And then I had no chances for Fox Fox was crazy
married with children the
Simpsons
Fox was this wild network
That was the horse. That was the fourth network. Mary children was so good, dude
So good
So you have this fourth network and then cable comes along and then satellite and now streaming and the Internet's like what?
I don't even think we're aware of how much more content we absorb than people that were
You know what that lived like when I was 21. Oh, yeah
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Well, even if you're just by the airport or whatever sometimes I wish to be like, can someone turn all this shit off?
It's like yeah, you don't even know what's going on anymore in the middle of the night
I'll have like songs playing in my head that I heard online tik-toks and shit
It's just bad like it's gotten to be too much
But I think that there's what I'm saying is if somebody had all that control at one point or if a few networks did
There's no way that now that they have less control
They're not still trying to find that control and that they're hiring different groups to be Twitter bots or Twitter personalities or whatever
Yeah, make tik-tok accounts
Tik-toks about issues one people look people have said flat out that they were offered money
and then they got paid money to
Make things for political people
Like make people make people think that they were really excited about voting for someone they would pay them for pro content, right?
So pro whatever that person is, but there's a whole business in this where they reach out to popular influencers
And they say hey, I want you to endorse this person. Would you do that for X amount of money?
Well, didn't that happen with like Megan Thee Stallion or somebody didn't they weren't they?
Hired recently or somebody and I'm sure the Republican Party did it too
I think that was a Democratic one that they had where they hire performers to come and perform
Yeah, this was the this was the big controversy. We tried to get to the bottom of it. It's hard to know
so the real
the accusation was
that
There was a few artists
Lizzo was one of them. Yeah, that was another one
Beyonce was the big one, right and that they were paid an exorbitant amount of money to go and endorse
Kamala Harris at these rallies. I
Don't know if it's true
It seems like there might be something to it that they spent so much money
Dude, it's so
Crazy that the economy is like one of the biggest problems that we think of today
Like you think of like what do you mean the economy the economy like that?
If okay the US economy the people with people that want to vote on things. What do they want?
They want the economy to be healthier. They want us to have less national debt safety. Yeah, they want less inflation
They want safety want low crime if that is
the amount of
Fucking money they went through like you you you spent
1.5 billion dollars and you paid celebrities to it if that's true you paid celebrities
You're like, how am I supposed to trust you? Yeah with spending money?
Yeah, if you were gonna marry a gal and you just gave her access to your credit card you're like look baby
You know you and me
We're in it now. So
Here you go. I want you to be happy and she just goes fucking ham. Yes
Only doing this amulets up until we get married. Yeah, because once then then I'm I'm all about a sensible budget
I'm all about fiscally being responsible. You couldn't believe that you wouldn't believe it not at all
You'd be like, wait a minute. You've been going crazy with these fucking handbags and jewels and shit
He'd be like I'm not marrying you then because yeah, we have too much shit. I can't even see you in the apartment now
Also, I can't trust you with the credit cards. You're a fucking maniac, dude
My I had his roommate for a while this dude and he would get all high out in the living room and he would get
These empty boxes cardboard boxes and he had a couple cats and he'd get out there and he'd um
And he would have him do
Tricks and stuff up up the box. He'd stack them really high in the living room
It's like a 20-foot ceiling and he'd get stoned. He'd get upset if I didn't come out and watch
That guy can vote
That's the kind of guys go whoa Megan a stallion
She's that who she's voting for well fucking sign me up. He would get pissed if I didn't come out and watch dude
That's what's crazy
They spend money to make sure that people think that famous people will vote for him
I don't think anybody dude. I don't even believe that there's famous famous this it doesn't even seem like a real thing anymore
it's like like the other like I was just texting with on Nikki Glaser did the
Whatever it's called in Globes Golden Globes, right?
Yeah, she hosted the Golden Globes. She killed it. She did a great job, right?
She did a great job and she was like just confident and fun and rip just it was awesome. She did a great job
So I was just texting saying hey, congrats. That was awesome. And uh
And I said were you were you nervous at all?
You know a lot of famous people and then she's like no and I was like, you know, I was thinking it doesn't it
It doesn't even seem like people are that famous kind of gotten different over the years. Does it seem like that at all?
I think as some of the most popular people aren't it used to just be like they were movie stars, you know
but now it seems like it's just changed like you could have just as much infatuation for somebody that you saw that made an
Entertaining video on Instagram as you could for Tom Cruise, you know, well what you know what I'm saying?
Am I making any sense? Yeah. Well, I think one of the worst things that's happened to
Actors is they talk outside of acting? It's almost the worst thing you could do
Because then everybody change it changes your opinion of who they are. Yeah, you don't like them as much anymore, you know
Well in Hollywood all was always one way remember what four years ago
You couldn't even say the word Trump or Republican and you would be fucking ostracized
I mean it was like or eight years ago. I'm sure it's probably still like that now in Hollywood
We're just not experiencing because you're living in Nashville and I'm living here in Texas
But yeah, if you're in certain circles in Los Angeles, they still feel the same way. Yeah, you know, it's um
It's just I wonder how much of the division in this country is
Caused by what we were talking about by this thing. That's legal
And again, I think it should be legal
I don't think you should have to tell your fucking name if you want to talk shit about something that's going on
Affects your life or that affects your job or that affects your kid school
You shouldn't be subject to fucking prosecution because you said something about the school board
Because you just felt like being an anonymous person saying they're a bunch of fat slobs and retards and you wanted to say that
But you couldn't say that because then you would get in trouble with your kids get in trouble and this and that
Well, that's what's happening in England right now, isn't it?
100% is it 100% is is that it's really happening. Yes. It's really happening
You can't give people that much fucking control
You can't give people that much control over what offends them or what offends people what you could say what you can't say
Can you imagine if we could if they would come at the end of every episode they'd be waiting outside of yours
Yeah, here's the thing man. This is a new thing. This wasn't England 10 years ago
All right. This is a new thing and it's a scary thing. It's a really scary thing
They they arrested thousands of people for social media posts thousands
That's crazy. Were they threatening people?
Well, this is what they're doing man. First of all, we're the people were the
They don't have to be they don't have to be threatening
Yeah, they could be misgendering. There's a lot of things that you could get why be alive
If you can't even think or say what you want people could deem. It's racist if it's anti-migrant, you know
They have a migrant crisis over there in Europe
People can deem it, you know anti-migrant and
Islamophobic and you can there's a bunch of you know
Them that are threats people threaten people online, which totally makes sense
Yeah, you shouldn't be allowed to threaten people online
But when you get past that if you have an opinion about something about something that's affecting
The country that you live in I think you should be able to express yourself, and I don't necessarily think that
People should know that it's you
I don't think you should have to carry that around like you you should be able to express yourself and not have to be
Famous, I don't I don't think there's a problem with that. You mean to not have to have it be known
So you're saying that right?
He launched should be able to also have a separate voice if he wants to or anyone wanted but the problem is
If you do that, then you're gonna have corporations that are doing what we're suspecting that they're doing and what this one former FBI analyst
We pulled up this article a thousand times Jamie, but pull it up one more time just because it's just so crazy
You can't believe it's real. This guy was analyzing the amount of
Twitter people that are bots and this was a contentious issue contentious aspect of the purchase
When Elon bought Twitter, so when Elon bought Twitter, they were saying there's only 5% bots
I remember that we sampled 100 people 5% of them were bots and he's like that's not enough you have hundreds of
Millions of people that are signed up for this how many of these people are fake and they really didn't want to tell
They didn't they just like
Not a lot. Don't worry. It's like, you know, yeah, how many bots were programming lie?
If they were asked if they're a bot, it's like a guy asking a girl. How many guys have you slept with?
Yeah, nothing for don't worry about it. I'm a former CIA cyber operations officer studies bot traffic
Here's why it's plausible that more than 80%
Of Twitter's accounts are actually fake and Twitter is not alone
More than 80% Yeah, see I don't think we realize that because we're on there for real
We're real people on there, but you're real people. We're fake. People are
Constantly arguing right in front of your face like the world is ending
It's not necessarily all real people. There definitely are real people arguing on Twitter
Don't get me wrong
And I think even the fake people arguing is very addictive and I think you want to get involved too because you like you see
This guy dunk on that guy
I want to fucking dunk on something and then people are spending all their time in this job that they hate when no one's looking the
boss isn't around, you know typing up some real witty nasty shit on Twitter and
I
Think there's
You want to be able to do that anonymously
But if you do have that and you don't know who's doing what yeah
You do get to this point where someone can fucking manipulate it
But if you do know
then the problem is the government has already shown how fucking shady they are when someone comes out and says
Something that goes against what they agree with or what they're trying to push or what agenda they have or what's best for them financially
So they'll fucking throw the kitchen sink at you. We've seen them do that
You can't have those kind of people in power where they can know exactly who's saying what you still have to have
The ability to have whistleblowers. So you have this conundrum on one side. You're gonna have this completely
manipulated environment that's done by corporations and fake people and and and people that are paid by
Parties just to push the party line and to go out there and debate it vigorously and argue it
They're paid to do it
Yeah
And all you have is your wits all you have is your ability to try to form your own opinions of things
Regardless of like where you feel like you're pulled because of whatever ideology you you know
You've publicly proclaimed to be I'm I'm a liberal person. This is how I feel. I'm pro this
I'm pro that and then right they'll start fighting about what that means
What's scary when that happens because then you also have locked yourself into a space
Where you might not change because you're afraid of what your public persona is exactly and that's got to be
That's how you get to Dick Cheney endorses Kamala Harris and the Liberals like yeah, boom
I saw this dude. He posted a atomic bomb gif and is like after that happened like that's over
Like you guys are just dorks. You don't play sports
Do you realize what kind of mental gymnastics you have to go through where Dick Cheney rest in peace where Dick Cheney?
He passed away just passed away. Well Dick Cheney
endorsing your
liberal progressive
candidate
That somehow another that's good thing the guy was the architect of the fucking architect of the Iraq invasion
Weapons of Mass Destruction host all that shit. There's a slumber
Jerr guy right scary guy man. He was the oil guy right you couldn't put Halliburton. Yeah, how about Alberton?
fuck bro
Bizarre I mean it's a thing nasty everything's gotten so bizarre dude
He's not dead. Oh, it's a fake report fake dick Cheney death report came from RT parody account
You can't tell what the fuck is true well first of all how is he still alive?
You know let's go any soccer players. Do we lose this year midfield?
attacks just running down the street
people are dying and
And somehow or another dick Cheney's still alive dick Cheney's out there to our heart. Yeah, that's what they're doing a car
I'm sure he does. I'm sure he's on his sixth or seventh heart a lot of these
You don't think politicians are getting fucking separate hearts and organs, dude. You don't think they're first in line when they oh yeah for sure
That's probably part of like if you don't open up a hospital. This is what I want the moment my shit goes south
I want I want a doctor ready with his hands scrubbed. Yeah. Oh, I bet there's a sick Rothschild out there somewhere
And every month they're putting a new ticker into him, dude. I was reading a
Story last night about this dude who was one of the I think he was a Rockefeller
Who got eaten see if that's I believe he's one of the rock rock Rothschilds or Rockefellers
God damn it one of them fancy people when you hear the name like oh that fancy family one of those
So this dude went to New Guinea and got eaten by cannibals
Mmm apparently he went there. I'd hate Michael Rockefeller, so apparently he went there
and
They were fine
They were fine with him the first time he went there
But he was trying to get something from them and the something that he was trying to get from them was sacred
And apparently they were very pissed off at him, so he didn't know that they were pissed off at him
So then when he went back he thought they'd be friendly with him. Yeah, and they killed him and ate him. Oh my gosh
Yeah, oh, and they hid it. They hid the story forever, so they went looking for this guy like hey
My rich cousin is missing
Where is he and they're like I don't know they just
They just somebody just coughs up one of those
things that keeps your
What does that thing it goes on there into your shirt? Yeah your cuff a cuff link Oh cuff
Yeah, so I got his coughs up a cuff link hey
Let me give a shout out to the person who's uh it was on their YouTube channel because I can't remember
Most of the details of the story, but if you go to this dude's YouTube channel he lays it out
I'll try to find a hat that matched with y'all's curtain in here. That's perfect. You nailed it. Thanks
I get it in here somewhere. I have a real problem with these goddamn YouTube videos. I'm watching too much
I'm absorbing a lot. I'm learning things, but do you think like um
Like you talked about
Islamophobia mm-hmm in Britain
Did I talk about it, what do you mean or did you mention it a minute ago, I was on the phobia well
We're Islamophobia means we were talking about the migrant crisis. We didn't weren't necessarily saying Islamophobia. I think there's a
You know it's like the migrant crisis in the United States, it's not a crisis of
one type of
Individual coming in that the idea is that you want to be able to vet everybody who comes in mm-hmm from no matter
What whether they're from Guatemala or they're from Syria you want to find out who the fuck?
They are you don't want to let in criminals and psychopaths. Yeah, that's it's all that simple and if you
Start, you know blocking off
People's ability to do that. I always have to wonder like what are you trying to do?
Yeah, if you're just trying to let everybody in and not check are you trying to create chaos?
Is that what you want?
Because that's what I would do if I was an evil person and I wanted to fuck up an entire civilization
I would just let criminals in I
Would encourage criminals to go there. I would release them out of my
Jails and give them money to go north. Yeah, you just walk across to America
We're gonna pay you to do it
well
I think you have a lot of people that have like that believe in some sort of a moral and ethical code and
They feel like they don't have a place to be sometimes, you know
Well, there's also some people that grow up and they just got fucked by the world
They just got brought to a real bad spot and they started off way worse than you and I for sure
And that's the reality of if you want to keep a healthy society
You have to keep those fucking people out. Like the world is not fair
It's not fair
And if you want to protect the best aspects of the world
You got to keep them safe and then spread out spread out that safety from there. It's not let in all the bad
It's spread out the safety
It's like the way to do it isn't to just let all the criminals in and then oh
Now we all live with crime like no, that's stupid
The way to do it is to solve the crime problem in an area and then expand that area ever greater across the world
That is totally doable. That's totally doable. You're never gonna stop all crime, but you can minimize it
Significantly with a concerted effort, which is not being done
They're not doing that and there's a bunch of different things that they have to do instead of just hiring cops to fuck people up
They should train cops better. They should pay them more. They should make them more respected
Yeah, I saw the make make people appreciate cops instead of like think of them as the enemy I agree
We always thought that cops were reliable
but then I guess some cultures have different experiences with cops but these days cops are so diverse that it's like you couldn't have a
like
you'd almost have to be a
alien or something to have a
Racial issue it feels like sometimes, you know, well, I think cops are just like all all kinds of people and
The problem with all people is they're gonna vary
There's gonna be some people that can handle pressure and and some people that can handle having power and being a boss
Oh, that's a good bosses. I've had great bosses. We're great guys. They made you happy to work with them
You knew they were the boss, but it was a cool situation
And then you got people that are cunts just because they're bosses
You got this guy that just won't stop talking down to you because he knows he can get away with you because you need the
Get away with shitting on you you've all had that too and those
That's that's the problem with being a cop
Like some people are just not good at having power over people and some people are great with it
And then there's the reality of the stress that they face every fucking day. You might get shot every day
You're pulling people over. What is the worst thing that's gonna happen to you in your day?
Oh, oh, did someone open their door on your car? Oh
Ten year old get their face shot in yeah, you know, I saw
Little girl get run over by a car. I saw
Horrible murder scenes, you know, they they're they're going upon car accidents every day
You're seeing so much awful shit
you're dealing with and then every time you pull somebody over every cop has seen those videos of
people pulling people over and just getting lit lit with bullets just
Fall into the ground. There's so many of those videos getting your gun taken away from you getting shot and killed
Yeah, we've all seen those videos. Oh, yeah
Walmart everywhere a lot of that shit
It's like there's just so much violence now
It's one where this guy was beating up this female cop and his daughter was telling her to telling him to stop
The daughter was trying to get him to stop beating this cop to death
well, you're like, oh my god, so like that job is not a normal fucking job and
When people don't have respect for it and don't appreciate it's a it's a sign of the the sickness of society
It's the illness of society that we don't appreciate law and order and we think of it as something
that somehow or another
that it's
uniquely oppressive and that
With without it being there you'd have less problem. So there was that that was all that defund the police thing
Just just we should have learned from that and I hope a lot of people did like that's a terrible idea
the problem is not
Cops, the problem is cops are human and right they have to stay human. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucking robocop
Oh, yeah. So what are we gonna do? Robocop could easily get hijacked too. That's another issue
It's like a lot of silent like if there were cyber attacks like
where they wanted every
Electric vehicle or something to just go drive off a cliff
They could just control like 100% if they wanted every oven to just heat to 250 degrees and it's burned down every house
Sure, like if something got hacked, you know, it'd be very spooky
So yeah
if cops got hacked bro, that would be crazy and then also they could just say they hacked like you could have a dirty entity
Hack the cops and use them for whatever they want. And then who do you even sue with that?
What are you gonna even you know, you don't even people you're gonna put a robot on the stand
Well, you also you would have to know
What kind of like hacking is even possible and whether or not it can be detected because if they're doing it wirelessly
Like can they do it? Why like Jamie you'd probably know this. Can you hack something?
wirelessly from an anonymous account and like get into a system and
No one knows who did it or is everything ultimately traceable if they could find the source of the invasion. I
think
When you get to the high-level stuff
They're going the hacker like the the points than doing the attack goes through so many levels to try to hide where they're going from
Yeah, so they can hide someone and also how many of those guys that are like operating at that level even exist
yeah, how many of those like super high-level hackers are out there and
Everybody else is just kind of at the mercy like if you like try it understanding that if you don't do that
So, how's a judge gonna understand it, how's who's gonna understand it? Yeah, how are the cops gonna understand it, right?
It's kind of yeah, it's got to be weird. If you know that much stuff, you're kind of in a world of your own
Oh, yeah, if you're like a super Bitcoin creator type, dude, you're in a world of your own. You're out you're existing in the most
Sophisticated layers of the technological power of
The likes the world's never
Seen before never seen anything like it and you're the people that are at the head of the code
You're the people that are making AI
Yeah, you're like Krypto for Columbus or whatever. You're the fuck
That's great dude if people that's why I've said this fears people with autism are the
they are the link between
Regular people and machines it's that's where we're headed. It's all
No in seven two generations. Everyone will have autism. You won't be able to find anybody
That doesn't have it or that doesn't I kind of freak out if like somebody's like whistling or whatever
It's it's almost like whatever the reason why more people have autism today
I'm sure there's a bunch of people that think it's vaccines. There's a bunch of people that think it's environmental issues
There's a bunch of people think it's Chick-fil-a some people probably could be
Could be I'll take it though, dude. It's so fucking good. There's no way you wouldn't take some chick-fil-a tism, dude
If they had it
If you like every now and then just a weird guy runs out of the back room with a
Couple pickles on his back dude. I'd fucking be like, I love this guy no matter what he has, you know
I totally forgot what I was gonna say. Sorry. It was
It had something to do with autism that oh what we were talking about like oh
So just imagine all right
So there's whatever the reason why there's more cases of autism most people I think
Will agree there are more cases of autism now than ever before. Okay
But what meaningful changes have we done if any to try to limit that or to try to mitigate that or pull that back?
I'm not sure and what meaningful like like what progress has been made where you're saying like oh now we have
20% less autistic kids
So if so, that's not the case and yet we're in the greatest
Technological time that we've ever been aware of and people have more access to information now than ever before
Why?
Why is it moving in that direction and maybe that is a natural thing?
Maybe all this transgender shit where everybody's like, oh my god
Like I am so sick here and there's boys and there's girls and that's it
Maybe when you find out about
plastics and the things that's happening to the human body because it's fucking with our endocrine system and it's
Shrinking people's genitals and shrinking people's taints and lowering testosterone
Calling more more miscarriages causing more than miscarriages
If you were watching this play out if you were not connected to us
Yeah, and if you were like from another planet and you're like, what is this thing doing?
So this is a very complicated animal and this animal gets involved in various
plastics and metals and
The it has a symbiotic relationship with plastics and metals where the plastics and metals it gives them cars and handbags
and television sets
but it also robs them of their primal essence and slowly turns them into
These genderless weird creatures that can only survive by replicating through their DNA, dude
Well said bro, because if you're if you were looking at it from somewhere else and you were looking at what are we addicted to?
We're addicted to electronics and we're addicted to plastic
Yeah, we use plastic for everything and we're willing to sacrifice something for it, dude
I was reading this whole thing about petroleum in the healthcare industry and like health and wellness and like oils and shit
Like how much petroleum is used and all this it's everywhere. It's just everywhere. It's
Bizarrely everywhere petroleum is petroleum is so you've got oil and you've got plastics and you've got all of these weird
funky phthalates and chemicals and
Pesticides and herbicides and we're all aware of it. Like this is really a problem. This is really a problem
Yeah, it's all of your food like this could be a problem was everyone's on fucking Monsanto again, nobody can sleep
And everyone's like well, we'll certainly get to the bottom of that once we make it safer for queer kids
Slowly we're going to get to a point of no return or our genetics are fucked by our
Environmental pollutants which have only existed over the last couple hundred years
So our genetics get fucked by these environmental pollutants and they're like giant changes in human testosterone levels just from the 1970s giant changes
Oh, yeah, dude
So I think if you're on that path and you're you're clearly on that path where we are as a human race
We're clearly on that path fast and we're also at the same time on the path of artificial intelligence
It's like how much time do we really have how much time do we really have here? What if this though?
What if a trans?
Kid, how many trans people are there?
They're all trans now everybody right? What if the whole country is trans?
What if this I think they've backed off a lot of a lot of people have decided that they really didn't want to do it
anymore, yeah
There's quite a few and they get people get mad at all
Which is really wild when they when they um people get mad at them for changing their mind
Have you interviewed anybody that has gone down the surgery path and doesn't did and didn't want to have the surgery?
Have you ever talked to somebody like that? No, just curious what that whole what that world is
Like it's everybody's got their own weird thing with that because it's a weird thing
like you're you don't like your sexual organs you're born with you identify with another gender or at least you think you do
right least like you
Identify with what they like more than what the boys like
You're probably just gay
And that's one of the things that they've studied is when they leave transgender or supposedly transgender
Youths and they don't do anything. They eventually become gay men. Oh, I say big
Big percentage of them. Yeah, does that mean they're all like that and some people don't
Like genuinely have like true gender dysphoria. No, does it they've that's always been a thing, too
And being gay used to seem like if you were just gay that was everything
It was like it was like but I guess everything it was like gay didn't it was like
Oh, if you if you were trans or any now, it's LGBTQ. I right now
I know there's also yeah, there's intersects plus two plus right? What is plus?
I don't know. I know two is two-spirit, which is my favorite. Really? I know I'm gonna need spirit
They took the kooky two-spirit people in the Native American. No two-spirit is like a very specific
Like let's Google it two-spirit is like you think you like Fox can or some shit like that. Oh, yeah
Yeah, well they they I this is where I found out that I might be fucking up what two-spirit is
But this is where I found out about this stuff because my a buddy of mine who was in Utah his wife
worked at a public school and
He told me that she told him that they were having a meeting because one of the parents had
Proposed putting a litter box in the bathroom because the kid thinks it's a cat. Oh, that's crazy
And he told me that I talked about it on podcast and people started saying that that was transphobic
And this is a transphobic lie and I was like
So it wasn't a real story. I mean, but well first of all, what does that have to do with?
Transgender. What does that have to do with that? Well, you're talking about someone who thinks they're a cat
How is that transphobic? Yeah, and then I realized like the oh
There's a lot of things connected in this one group that are not the same thing
Like they're just trying to lump in every idea like say if you only have like, you know
The Electoral College you get like a couple points in this state
But if you win like ten fucking states, you got a big coalition you can get in the White House, you know
So it's like if you can't just transgender people on their own
Too many people like no, you can't go into the women's room get out of here
But then you add them to the game. Oh, I see Adam to the queers, which is like, what does that mean?
You know, and then if you're you're more of a buffet of what is this? Are you?
Okay, two-spirit people may be straight gay bisexual asexual or queer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly
They're the people that want to pretend the most. I'm everything. I'm a boy
You're a fucking narcissist probably you're probably a loon or maybe you really have this two-spirit thing
But there's a variety of things that are true at the same time, you know, you're gonna have people that are kooky
And you're also gonna have people that unfortunately really do wish they were born a girl
Yeah, both those things are real. But the thing about us as a
Species if you're looking at these drops that are all clearly established markers in terms of testosterone levels
miscarriages
men who are
Incapable of having children low sperm counts smaller testicles and penises like we're moving in the gym
We're moving in a direction of looking like those fucking aliens. Well, that's what I've said this fears
If you look at an alien, right their head is big. Yeah, cuz that's the only thing that's going still
Yeah, and their body is this useless sort of fucking?
Christmas only
spindly
Genderless thing. Yeah, it's genderless like no tits. That's stuff. I'm a weighted blanket
But you want to stop an alien for one way to blanket on that bad boy
I bet they don't interact with things. Well, of course, they don't because everything happens in their head. It's all built-in at that point
Why do you even need if you can just blink and come or whatever?
You know you fucking blink again and you have a mortgage and then you fucking cough and your fucking parents are deceased
It's just like there's no non non aware language. You you speak every language, you know, every
Fact about everything on earth at any given moment. It's all in your head. There's no questions. There's no no dick
You can't even enjoy food
Food second
I'm catching a BJ
Fucking alien imagine that getting ahead from an alien
Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night like you have a crazy sex dream
Oh my god, like you you're getting like you ever have a dream when you're having sex
Yeah, you think in the dream you're actually having sex. It feels real guys come in their pants. Oh, I had a dream
I was on an airplane one time dude. I was flying to Philadelphia, right and I had a dream
Yeah, and uh
And I was just kind of like that in the air and this old dude fucking shook me. He's like get it together
Whoa, I was on the plane. It was just you to get it together. Well, yeah, I was eating air pussy
I think
At that point it's okay
Open your eyes and an alien was blowing. Oh, I bet it's like feel trapped. You're paralyzed
The alien is just sucking your dick looking you in the eyes
big insect eyes
Could you imagine?
The fuck's I'm not kidding. That's a real hard
Could you imagine you're paralyzed an alien is sucking your dick? What sound does it make? I bet it makes it sound like a heartbeat
They do over exaggerate
They give you like a caricature
But they're not even moving it's just a feeling and making the noise or it also is that light
You know, like whatever you make a Xerox copy of something in that fucking like
Oh
What that dude what it was I seen the other day they're having gay
Animals now is that?
They were having game. What are you saying? If you pull that up Jimmy if you see anything of it
Or that animal request is that well, I'm just saying if you see, um
Bro animals fuck couches. They fuck your leg. Okay, you have a dog. Well, some dogs will grab ahold your leg
They know your leg isn't a female dog. They don't care. They grab ahold your leg. Does that mean he's gay?
No means he's crazy horny, but no I was seeing something where they were trying to have a hot
It's like a upscale meat or beef that comes from a gay
Why hold on this? Why am I just ignoring all the gay animals go down that fuck?
study
This this is like those that James Lindsay Helen pluck bros
Peter Boghossian thing
What is it? What does it say? Can I agree that the headline?
Why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals? Yeah
Imagine like you're a scientist and you know
You're trying to figure out how old the universe is and that that's the complaint you read first thing in the morning
You're like, hey, hey, hey
You telling me this otter ain't a homo
I'm trying to figure out how old the fucking universe is. That's why there's not a lot of federal funding for
Animals. Oh, there is now I have to get funding for this stuff. I'm sure we spent a bill on it, dude
Yeah, that was another thing. That was crazy about the Harris campaign was when you found out that they can pay
activist groups
They give give donations to activist groups like large sums of money
To activist groups like what so that these people will endorse them. Oh
There's an accusation that she gave
What's that dude's name? Who's on MSNBC the old dude Don Leonard? No, no
Tom Leonard you combine two names Don Lemon and who sugar Ray Leonard Don Lemon did
Al Sharpton Don Don's got a little more sugar than Ray Leonard, I think
No judgment dude, but I'll tell you this maple syrup gay
Bro
Gay animal meat is gonna be the new thing. You telling me you're at a restaurant, right?
Gay lamb. Okay, you can have this lamb
$70 this shank or you could have this sweet little lamb
There's a 90 bucks. Yeah, the best of both worlds. So it's got the firmness of male
Yeah, well says that sweet tenderness of female. Yeah, it's also been basted from the inside, you know, I think
You tell me you're not gonna get a gay steak dude for an extra 20 bucks
You're gonna try if you're LBGT friendly, you want to support the gay steak market you have to yeah
No and encouraging straight cows to fuck each other
Because they realize there's more money in gay steak
You're like I'll take a steak you like
Yeah
Attention market that is social media
There has to be a few people out there that are pretending to be gay that aren't like here's a good
Oh sure. Here's a good example. There were a bunch of girls and people got mad at them
because they're hot female only fans girls and they started putting fake dicks in their in their pants, okay and
Pretending that they're trans because I was getting them a lot more views
So apparently the way to get a lot of views is to be a really hot trans person
Like really hot trans people are in right now
Oh, you really hot like a girl like a super hot girl with a hog on you with this
Big ol hog on you. So people got mad and started saying that my identity is not your costume
Like the actual cultural appropriation kind of yeah, but like hey
Right
Are you doing that you have a dick and you're saying you're a girl and then these girls who don't have a dick are putting
A dick on and you're saying you can't do that. Oh, so they're all this is crazy
Yeah, it's like we're caught in a blender dude first
Yeah, it's very short-sighted because you should be pro trans even if it's fake trans, right?
If that would make more people into trans people, it'd be better for everybody right no matter what now are some people
It's a famine thinking are there really some people
Are people born with wiener and breast?
Is that a real thing?
I have not heard of that
But I know that some guys do have problems with their breasts like there's a thing when guys take steroids
They develop something called gynomastica and gynomastica is an enlargement of the breast tissue
I know guys who have had to get their nipples cut open and they have to get that
Removed and then sewn back together again. It's like a serious operation
But so are some people that is that's breast tissue because they take so much testosterone
That their body starts
Reducing extra estrogen, okay, and then they get titties as a side effect. Yeah, I don't I hope I'm not fucking that up
That's what I've been told
I'm pretty sure that's how it goes
But the point is that's the only time I've ever heard of like with a dick into it some people are born with both
genitals right yes
That's a little different right. That's pretty rare. That's called a hermaphrodite or now
I think they call them intersex now people are always trying to come up with new names. Oh, yeah
It's
Normal breast tissue hormone imbalance causes swelling first of all is some sweet titties
Yeah, first batch. I ever saw where my buddy shot out to him
I'll tell you what if I could just crop out that right I could I could rub that right
You go back to his it's his left
He got his left. It's like no. No. I don't wanna see those the technical the actual one
So if you just cropped in his left his left that one. Yeah, just crop in that remove all side of hair
Look at that little milk porch
Hot athletic girls boob. Oh damn, but that's a fucking little nerve break. I really need to
But I'm telling you this you telling me this if you don't you make a stake out of that man
You're not gonna pay an extra 30 bucks, and then the problem would be they would start
Models with the bulge. Oh see oh
That's it so so they're doing it a lot of people, but what if do you think though?
This is what I wonder sometimes. Do you think that science has us headed, so we were all
That everyone is gonna be trans at what like it's like. It's all merging. Yeah
I think we're gonna be genderless really go to that article again. I want to see what they're saying
What would they say it said it was only two of them? I don't know how
Oh
Not on my Instagram verse. This is gang. I started a trend. They're all over the place
Only fans models can I just read it only fans models are targeted by online
LGBTQ mob after posing in underwear with fake bulges, that's so crazy
That's so great. That's so hypocritical. I
Wonder dude I heard jelly rolls got that thing on him. I heard he's got a real
I bet it does look at that just two boys being silly alongside a trans flag
How can you get mad
How can you get mad?
Got that donkey, but you you can't get mad because that
Violates like you're saying that your standards are more important than them doing this thing to get attention
Yeah, your standards of what's real is not real like no no no no no right
It doesn't work that way like because the only way because then
It's only your standards because if you want that kind of a strict control of the way people view things
You're gonna allow people to turn that on you and there's gonna be way more people that have a hard time with you
Saying that you're a woman when you have a dick
Then there's gonna be for a bunch of girls who just want to take pictures when they have fake bulges
Yeah, that doesn't make
You're just being a control freak like you know you can't have no fake trans people
But only real trans people, but don't let anybody right
It's like saying you can't roll who decides what's real and what's not real right?
It's almost the same with like a lot of cultural appropriation stuff at a certain point. It just gets ridiculous
It's like you can't you know did you see that one dude who faked it for like six months take being black effect
No, you can't do that anymore
I'm not doing it
No he faked being a woman you know that dude. He was on like one of those reality shows, and he had all the tattoos
It was like good-looking guy, which which is why I was crazy, and he said he was transitioning, and he was just a troll
He did it for like six months chicks. No just like making videos on
But he kept it up forever that dude
Explaining Josh Cedars trans hoax alleged fake death and why Monica Beverly Hills is involved
Me neither
So this guy it was very smart
He said he's been undergoing a crash out of most epic
Out of the most epic proportions and somehow RuPaul's Drag Race doll Monica Beverly Hills is involved
Is this like a far left-wing blog because the way they're writing this is like
Okay, well that makes sense
Tim first of all it's called them dot us. Yeah, I was like what is the I don't understand what the
Tone of this article is so go back to it now
So he's pretending to be trans Joe. Yes, okay for a long time
Okay, here goes scroll up a little bit so here goes the former reality TV star has gone viral on social media for the worst
Allegedly faking his own death and claiming
It was a hack as well as pretending to be trans and posting photos of himself in feminine clothes as an experimental mockery of
trans people that he claims is
exposing the woke mind virus
But that's not the worst reasons the worst reasons is like you killed a bunch of folks
The worst reasons you lit a school on fire
That's the worst reasons like that's not the worst reasons for going viral because why did he pretend to be trans?
He came out as a trans woman. He gave interviews with public like page six, but are there people that aren't?
So this guy just pretended to be trans for a long time a long time. He was making a mockery of them
He said five months, so he did it for five months, so
What it was in October five months later
He said that he was actually it was all a social experiment on an episode of the conservative podcast prime time with Alex Stein
Cider said the purpose was to expose how gullible and delusional the left is
What I did is I fake being a faker. He said I pretended to be a pretender, but yeah, well, that's right
The thing is like people don't want to admit that he's correct because it makes you insensitive
but what he's saying is like
Logical right. It's logical. And so what if people are actually trained or some people actually trans
You'd have to ask them, okay, therein lies the problem. I think there are people that are not though
There's people that are perverts for sure and pretend to be trans so they can go to women's rooms for sure. Oh, yeah
Yeah, for sure. I'm not accusing all of them. I'm just saying it's I've seen it
There's you're going to have that if you have this thing this loophole this new thing when I was a kid if a guy
Had a with a beard and a dress tried to go into the women's room men would go in there and beat the fuck out
Of them. Yeah, they wouldn't let that happen
They would say oh that guy's a pervert and if a woman went into the men's room
We told her to bring a couple of her friends
Or you would guard the door while they were urinating that was another thing if a woman said I really need to urinate in here
You know, yeah, well, no one would care
Parent maybe had a relationship with this Monica Beverly Hills person. I was Monica Beverly Hills a gay guy. It's a
contestant from Drag Race. Oh
Person like tried to out them I guess and they
So that's they're saying that he might have done this all in retaliation for this see that's what happens a lot of times is people
Will I just read that? Well, listen it was for whatever. Maybe the guy's gay and he pretended to be a woman
He's not a woman. All right, so maybe he had a gay relationship with a drag queen
Or maybe it's not even a gay relationship if it's a drag queen. I don't remember anymore
I don't know what the new regulations are all I'm telling you
all I'm saying is if you want to be a person who is open-minded and who's compassionate and who
Wants to let people live and let live you can't get mad at these girls putting rubber dicks in their pants
Yeah, it's like somebody dressing up like for someone for Halloween. I feel like right a little bit
You could say that's what they're doing though. I
Know you're making a you're making your own Halloween. Yeah, you can't make a Halloween you can you can say you're a girl
You can say you're a girl and you can be a guy with a beard
Let me think about nails and say you're a girl, but you can't make me go along with it
I see what you're saying. I'm not saying that you can't say you're a girl
I'm not saying that you can't call yourself a new name
but if we're in this weird aggressive situation and you want me to say you're a girl so that you can go do girl things
In the girls room and like you can't make me agree to that
That's that's where it gets crazy. Like if you're not infringing on anybody else's space
There's a reason girls don't want to be in a fucking bathroom with dudes
Yeah
And if it's like trans men in the men's room men don't give a fuck because women aren't going in there to rape men
Right, right. So that's the difference. They're women that think they're men
No one cares if a woman who thinks she's a man wants to enter into men's sports. No one's gonna stop her, right?
Cuz it's all one direction, isn't it? Isn't it always men going to women's stuff?
Well for sports for sure look there have been women that are they've turned trans and competed against boys that
It definitely has happened
But the striking dominance that you see were trans men or trans trans women
Biological men who identifies women compete against regular biological women in sports
Yeah, it's it's crazy. You get people with like I
would listen on
It's just it's a delusion. It's just a delusion. You shouldn't let in if you want to have an all-trans League do that
That's what we should do. I feel like it seems like there should be that so that this is a cheat code
You can't just say you're a girl. You're not a girl. Let's do a DNA test. Let's do a chromosome test
Oh look XY
You're a guy will DNA tell you the truth every single time
Will that answer always be the fucking chromosomes will okay, so there's no look there's gonna be a variable thing
There's gonna be a thing even with that right so if you have like male and female all male and all female are not created
Equal there's a giant curve between like the most manly man and the most womanly man
And then the most manly woman and the most womanly woman like there's this giant fucking curve that all it means to be a human
Being I can't tell you where you are in that curve. Yeah, I don't know what you are you man. You'd be you
I'll be fine. I want you to be happy, but you can't pretend you're in that other group
You can't especially if you are the male pretending
You're a female you want to enter into like women's rooms
You can't do that because there's too much of a potential for that to be abused by creeps
So what's the solution? I don't know what the solution is. I don't know you know individual bathrooms
Family restroom that always has dude. I'll tell you this the worst thing is that one with the diaper table. Yeah one special bathroom
Australian diaper table in it or whatever you're like what is this you don't even you don't even have a diaper
But you do have a hog and a dress yeah
Like jelly roll dude he's got that
Yeah, but he's clearly identifying as a male
But if he wasn't and then he had that big old hog keep him out of the women's room
I'm just saying he's got that mistletoe on him. I heard you know
That's what I heard dude. I heard he's got that you know that thing that cops throw out to get the car to stop if it's
going real fast
I'm just saying I heard he's got that rope on him boy. Damn. So whatever dude stay black homie
Stay black
Oh
My god, have you ever seen the video where speaking of Alex Jones where Joey Diaz and Alex Jones?
Alex Jones is trying to calm Joey Diaz down, and I'm next to him
I'm just crying laughing and Joey's telling some story about how he smuggled smuggled weed through the airport under his nutsack
What kind of fucking security do we have here like
See if you can find it because it's I am like literally crying laughing like I can't breathe. I'm fucking crying
I haven't seen that I'm trying to go what Joey's going off, and this is you know Alex Jones of like the early 2000s
No, I saw they got that new tariff in New York City. Do you see that nine bucks to drive into the city now?
During congestion time so during so I think it's 5 a.m.. To 2 they're just trying to ruin that city man
Well, I just wonder what will that of like who does obviously it hits
Everything hits people that don't have money the hardest right you know we were talking about how once people have power over you once
They have control of you. They never want to let that go
Oh for sure the East Coast is a great example of that and one of the best
Best examples is the tolls
The tolls were supposed to be created to pay for the city to build the roads right build the bridges
But they paid for it a hundred times over once. It's already been paid right now
You're just stealing money from people because you can't yeah
So then they just fill their coffers up and fill their bureaucracy and fill their red tape to justify all this money coming in
It's all it's all a scheme. This is Joey on the Alex Jones show
2010
They're just better at covering up what they do
No, I don't know look at the movie
He was dancing and singing and next you know he's dying oxygen
No, not not right a junkies a junkies a junkies a junkie every day
He doesn't wake up singing dance, and then he has oxygen tanks at night something's not right there
And in my case like all school you're worth more dead than what you are alive
And now they got a new record coming out no more
He's doing a tour next year with the people from Vegas that jump up and down the blue band group
Whatever how that is I mean he's worth more now than he's ever been I think
I'll break it down
Cuz he bought the music from Paul McCartney didn't want to give it back to all right and all of a sudden they put
Paul McCartney in the Super Bowl they tried to build up the Beatles to get their thing going and also Michael Jackson
I'll believe it goes it goes a lot longer the best is the end though
He says stay black. It just gets in the very back
Tommy listen to your bullshit congressman or your bullshit governor or even a bullshit president somebody's running for president
And he's hitting you with that same for shit that they give you every four fucking years
And you still vote for the fucking Momo you get mad think about me saying the word fuck with that. I'm out
Very solid points don't do the don't know I know Joey you get it
The American public know that every four years they buy the same shit
They've been buying a before he is and the same people with their Harvard articulation
Christians and they have a family and these are the same people that shove it up your fucking ass every year the one
I'll say fuck, but I will not fucking rob you if I need some I'll ask you like a man
So go fuck yourself you come hold on hold on one second
Take a joke take a shuttle Joey Diaz Facebook Twitter check yourself before you wreck yourself big dicks in your ass
Stay black cuz that's the most important
They we got to start getting more you're gonna
When are you gonna start to see people just identify as black then you can't do that. They won't let you do that
Yeah, but that's what they said about everything yeah
But that one's been a hard line for a while used to be able to do blackface
Think about it so many people did blackface in movies Robert Downey jr.
But did blackface in the early 2000s right point Jimmy Kimmel didn't look at that movie soul, man
Remember the guy pretended to be black to get like a color
Yeah, he did it a lot of people did it Lex Lexter Holt. I don't even think
He don't he looks I think that's his real skin color you do yeah, I think that is okay. That's a rumor the point is
That is it's going the other direction. It's not going the direction of like the Rachel
No, I think you're gonna have a real surgeons coming up. Well. There are people that have tried it
The problem is now with 23 and me it's real hard to put Mike Perry
It's got like you percent you're gonna tell hey I'm gonna tell him he ain't
My Perry is a zebra if he wants to be yeah, but I'm not in can you bring people that are trying to be black and see
Um
Like by texturizing their skin those new things Joe
Well, I definitely think that people are taking pills. I've heard of that. Yeah darkening pills or whatever yeah
There's some kind of medication that you could take maybe it's a peptide that darkens your skin
Oh, maybe it may be a peptide, but I've heard of it
It might even have some weird like melanin name like melanin or something yeah, I don't remember though
But I do remember seeing it on an internet article where you know there's like how far people going to like look different
Oh, yeah shit that people are doing dark buddy, or whatever. They're calling it
Buddy and you just like take a couple pills of it. Oh, you're sinking to Justin Trudeau doing blackface
You know you just retired retired. Yeah, that's crazy
Well he he's stepping down till they find they're gonna have to find a replacement, and then he leaves
I liked him better when he was black that
That was very brief, I think but still
Bro people have hammered on that guy so much, but you see Lee so man
He doesn't seem like he has a communist any strength inside of him of his own
Character from a Charles Dickens novel bring if you bring up that his retirement speech from the other day. Yeah
Well, it's fake
It's fake. It's all fake. He's like a fake progressive the whole thing's fake
That's why he was an authoritarian, and he kept cracking down on on people's rights, and they all really saw it during that trucker
Protest because that's when it was really in front of everybody's face where he couldn't ignore it. Here's this guy who is
Trying to he's freezing bank accounts from the people that donated money to the truckers. Yeah, I don't want to
But he very much has a character from a Charles Dickens novel doesn't he it's it's because it's performative look
He looks AI though look if you go to see a movie about Charles Dickens
Here's one thing when you ever go to see like an old-timey movie everyone talks in a more elegant and sophisticated manner
Yeah, there's there's a difference to the way people talked in those like Dickens. I've got rubella dad
Yeah, Tommy has rubella. You know why cuz it's fake
Right like that's how people used to make movies back people really
No, no people talk the way they talk
No, it's just people were just not well
They talked and they had different vernacular than than they do now, but people when you're performing something
Performing something was new you have to think about this
If you go back and watch movies like one of the things that's great about
The fact that we produce so much content is that what what it's done
The entire bank of all the content that people created since the beginning of television being started to the rock and roll
boom of the
1960s to the Internet to all these two you can see the way people communicate
Evolves and changes and if you go back to the earliest representations of broadcast media in the country
Everyone talks in a way, that's not natural James J. Braddock like here. We are
ABC News World Report
Hitler has moved into you know
It's like there's a way that they talk back then and then there's if you go watch those movies
They talked fake in the movies like Marlon Brando was the first guy to not talk fake and everything
It's revolutionary
He seems like he's a real guy like no one even knew how to do that until Brando came along and did it
And so then that's good became you then you get a guy like a Daniel Day-lewis. Yeah, you know
Where does he come from? Well, he comes from this entire
evolutionary tree of people figuring out what's the best way to pretend publicly and
The way that they would do it in the Charles Dickens movies was a primitive way. It's like when you're watching
Albert is sick dad Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was on the other day. It was like Christmas around. Oh, yeah
The old one the claymation way when the snow is moving around Rudolph snowman
Yeah, it's goofy as fuck Santa looks goofy as fuck. It's terrible the way people Santa
I seem so fake, but that was a standard. It's like six million dollar man was a good show
Okay, it was a good show right? That was the standard
The standard was terrible. Like we had a terrible standard for communication that standards changed over time
It's changed. So the people that are still doing it that way
It's glaringly obvious, right? So what Justin Trudeau is doing? He's doing like a
Fuckin strip club DJ voice. Yeah. Hey, you know, he's like Lexus to the main stage. Good evening, man
You don't know who that guy is you not getting any of him that is a mask
Yeah, I'm not getting any of him. Well, he went to that tragically hit concert. Is that the band tragically hit or whatever? Huh?
Tragically hip. Yeah, he went to that concert in war jean jacket
Everybody thought he was like a vibe and I think that's how he won that election or whatever Wow, you know
It's hilarious and then he's good-looking. He's tall and he's charismatic
He's figured out a way to bullshit in the beginning before he had any power. It works
Yeah, cuz he sounded like a sensible guy
But people get revealed when they face pressure and when he faced pressure during that trucker thing, then he showed his true cards
Do you think that they'll take Canada in to be the 50s?
First or second state whichever one it is. I think
This is what I think. I think we take Canada and then we go right into Mexico. Let's fucking go. Whoa
Yeah, that's what I said. I tweeted out today. You did
See that we should let Mexico in too. I want to be fucking sneaking over. How do we just let him stay here?
Just like how about we go into that? How about what I said?
How about what he said it like instead of trying to like let all the bad stuff in how about we make this like totally?
Lockdown safe and then expand safety
Expand it
But you got to do it without stripping people of their rights
It's a lot. It's a lot. But also there's a problem like Poland doesn't let anybody in or out of their country. Is that right?
Poland doesn't and that's what like why isn't why don't some countries like
Well, I guess America is kind of this
it's kind of a halfway house of
Like ideals over the years it feels like you know
It feels like like I always thought there was this like idea of this is an American
This is what we do
You know
It's kind of like how you were brought up like
With the Pledge of Allegiance civics class all that type of stuff like this is what it means like Ford tough type vibes
you know, but then it everything kind of changes over time and now I feel like
We don't know what America is and I think that's the part that seems super scary to people sometimes
Well, that's the part that's easy to manipulate right? So in this moment of chaos that we're talking about
I don't know what America is anymore. That's when you get all these fucking activist groups that are not real
That's when you get this discourse online
That's when you get people attacking and you get real people that get caught up in it, too
And they're getting you caught up
Up in it as well because all these people like people are super addicted to arguing with stuff online
And I you know I see like otherwise very reasonable people that are on Twitter 12 hours a day
And I just don't understand what the fuck is wrong with you. Yeah, otherwise very reasonable successful people. Why are you doing this?
Yeah, some people tweet all day Elon tweets all day all day
It must be an addiction right at this point. I mean, there's no way if it's real
Do you think it's really him doing it?
Well that was the Andre Dittman thing that was the thing the people were saying that this was a fake
So was that proven that it wasn't him?
I've been trying to track that down to have no idea what I'd heard that it was proven that it wasn't him because this guy
Who sounds like Elon was doing something while Elon was playing Diablo live they had him talk to me
What I think in a space right they were never taught they were definitely both making noise at the same time
But again like without seeing both this also. I've never seen a picture of the other guy. I don't think that could be a I
Right you told me a guy like Elon couldn't like just for funsies
Rig something like that
He's catching rockets with robot arms. You know you don't think you could figure that out. Yeah figure that out
He could have the algorithms talk to each other I
Think there's you know they can already translate your your language the you know
They can take whatever you're saying right now in your podcast and they can translate it to German they could translate to Spanish they could translate
to anything hmm if they can do that they could for sure have a
Version of you that's quick enough with AI that it could respond like a person would yeah
Which is it's all gonna get interesting because now there's there used to be places if you didn't like what was going on you could
Sail off to another place, but there's not made that many of those places anymore. No, that's why reasons why
We got to protect America
We got to protect freedom because if they can lock down on us
We are the last beacon of hope for the world and I know that sounds ridiculous. Oh you guys are so ridiculous
Hope so egocentrical look what's happening to Europe look at the chaos look at the chaos
Look, it's look. It's what's happening in terms of like how people are upset at their political parties look at what's happening with
Palestine and
Israel look what's happening with
Ukraine and Russia, did you see that fucking bomb that went off today? You want to see something nuts? That's real
You don't know if it's real
Yeah, you sent me in the middle of night. Yeah
Taking a shit. Oh, yeah, Jamie needs to know about this one. Oh
Yeah, dude. I don't like shitting at night cuz I don't know I'll go back to sleep
So while I'm sitting there my legs will fall asleep ever that happened to you Bob
Yes
And then you try to get up you're like, I'm stuck here. Oh shit Island. Yeah, your legs go numb
Yeah, you fall down and hurt yourself. You just imagine that's how you hurt yourself like slipping
Your pants down by your ankles and your numb ass stupid legs
You bang your fucking head into the nightstand like
And your wife's like is this
You're the protector you KO'd yourself in the toilet room
Slamming your head off the fucking doorknob. Don't get a big circle in the middle your forehead for a month
Every time she looks at you. She thinks you with your stupid fucking bruise your pants down by your ankles
half-wiped ass
Dude, my mom used to always come we doze off on the shitter as children
You know, my mom would always come in there and rescue us or whatever, you know, it's hilarious pretty now
It must be more common because of phones. Oh, yeah people at a time a lot of crazy stuff
I mean, you know the Asians can't eat hot dogs anymore to saw that the other day as a general rule
They're not allowing it North Korea. What were you just looking up Jamie?
Yeah, you need to see this
I've already
How to shoot down
It's I don't think that video is real I'll just start there you son of a bitch
But there's already said saying like don't believe the hype from
2023 Ukraine and the Kinzhal missile don't believe the hypersonic. I well, I remember the beginning of the war
There was a bunch of footage that turned out to just be video games
It was going everywhere because people can make money from clicks, right?
Can I see that again
Well, everything's just dangerous now
How do you know that's not real?
That when it comes up here that video of that bomb and that tree like that's to someone edited to that part
Those two things aren't the same in what way just I'm just my history of looking at this stuff a lot
so
It's a lot of separation right there. Oh
Mm-hmm, but if it's far enough away for the curvature of the earth wouldn't that
Are in theory it could be real but this is the only video of this that exists, right?
And no one else is claiming that this is real anywhere else online, right?
What I'm seeing though, is that that thing that you're looking at in the background is elevated, right?
So that that would indicate to me hills and valleys
So that means the bomb could be going off in the valley below that and I don't know how far down that is
So if you're talking about an area like this could be Utah, right
So I give you if you're taking a photograph and it's like Utah. It's got a soccer field. Oh, yeah
Where do they play a lot of soccer in Ukraine, Utah or Ukraine?
They probably do right so see what I'm saying
Like that could be far enough over that hill where you get that effect of separation and still be natural
The way that it even looks though
TV behind another thing and they're showing an explosion of a TV
The way that that looks is not even right. It does look like a little
Exposed correctly if you're right, and even when it pulls away it gets. Yeah, it looks grainier
And I don't know how you would be filming that to catch a hypersonic missile. It says it was a
US people reporter accidentally films it like okay
Slow at that point to let me see it again. Well, it's our it's perspective thing
Slower than it is because you know, it's covering a lot of distance
It looks like Terminator 2 really that's kind of like
It's hard to because like we're probably looking at cell phone footage and cell phone footage is still not that good
So bizarre, they keep making it better and better, but it gets worse and worse the photos do
First of all, like drones. I have not seen one good cell phone drone video
So all that argument about like a few of those real where the fucking videos everyone's go to phone those
Are those arguments are now out the window because we know the drones are real, right?
So we don't what here's the result for that console missile thing like it just starts talking about it
Oh the type of missile that they're saying that that was that was a real video. It's in theory would be everywhere
Yeah, it would be everywhere. What do you mean?
There would be a bunch more results saying like look at this crazy video of this missile going off
I see I see not so that's only there's only one video and there's no other reports of that that bomb
Look at the account that posted it and start looking at some of the other shit. They posted. It's a little what is oh
It's a shit poster. What was that one though? That did blow up. Was it in Iran or in Syria recently?
Where they hit some ammo Depot the Israelis did and it looked crazy and that was a real one
Oh, yeah, you remember that one was a I think you're right, I think you're right, that's how I reckon
Oh, it's so scary. You watch the the amount of explosion when it hits you like
Jesus
Check this out. Oh, this is a different one. But this is another one. That's crazy
This is an ammunition Depot building that blows up. But watch this you're lying
Bro how fucking scary is that so play that back again? That's real. Mm-hmm. Watch this
Yeah, that's what it looks like when one of them things blows up. Yeah, that's crazy
Could a Kevlar thing help you from that a Kevlar? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, everyone's getting smushed
Especially if you're close the buildings are getting eliminated and what can you hide behind like what type of thing would you do there?
There's nothing you're not gonna do anything. You're gonna get vaporized
But yeah, it's only about how much distance you are from that blast. Here's one two. Yeah, this is the one the aerial is Siri
That's right. The Syrian army one check this out. See if you do it from the beginning. It's fucking bananas dude. Watch this
Look at this. Oh
This just happened
Three weeks ago, it says
Fuck look at that and that was in Syria. What did they do wrong?
We just frayed that was so funny, oh, yeah, I don't know
If you really want to pay attention you have to go down multiple rabbit holes
Okay, but you know Assad was just removed as the dictator of Syria. Okay. What's that Jamie? I
thought you did he did get removed right and
Is he dead or is he because there was reports that he was in a plane the plane was shot out of the sky
But then there was reports that he landed in Russia
So, I don't even know what's true
Did did he get a shot out of the sky or was that that was like a story that was in the news
Are the stories still upped it says his plane got shot out of the sky because I remember
They there were stories that said his plane got shot out of the sky
And then there was some Twitter story saying that he was that he landed in Russia
I was like what is going on with this?
But they wanted a regime change and
They got it
How hard was it for him to get?
You know, that's the problem if you want to go down this rabbit hole and have a conversation like Dave Smith about it
He knows. Yeah, okay. He'll take you down a rabbit. He's an interesting guy, huh? He knows a lot. He's very smart
I'm very very smart. He knows a lot. He knows a lot and he like legitimately knows lies not bullshitting about what he knows
Yeah, and that's why he gets these these guys they get cocky and they want to have caught like Chris Cuomo
I want to have a debate with him and he just trounces him
He knows what he's talking about. He's and he's not lying, right the difference between a guy like
like any of these
CNN type media
Darling types who pushed the fucking kovat narrative and push every mainstream narrative those guys
There's that's a very specific kind of mindset. It's a
bullshitters mindset and those guys all melt in front of
Actual conversations with people like Dave Smith who know what they're talking about are not ideologically captured
Yeah, because there's certain things you just can't argue
You can't argue that it's a good idea to do certain things
And if you have not made that conclusion in your mind, you're still thinking like you're employed at CNN
You're never gonna beat a guy like Dave Smith in a conversation
Because he's not gonna argue with you. If you're right if you're right, he's gonna agree with you
He seems so locked in these people that are they're doing a totally different thing
Reuters reports Assad may have died in plane crash later removes report. Well, they got the call
Gone and down and he I've seen no more updates other than this that
Do you believe that we still can get real news information Joe?
Not from me
Speaking of which I have to correct something because there was a conversation that I had with
Giannis Papas and Krista Stefano. We were talking about John Jones
I'd heard a rumor that John Jones wanted 30 million dollars to fight Tom Aspinall
And I did hear that rumor and I did hear that the UFC
Said yes, but it is not true. So Dana contacted me said that rumors bullshit
So I felt obligated to tell everybody that was that was a fake rumor
I don't even remember who took because we did that podcast. Unfortunately, we did that podcast two weeks ago. Yeah, I don't remember
What do you think the amount is that John Jones would fight him for do you think it's an amount?
Well, apparently John is thinking about retiring. Yeah, and he should I mean, he's going to have to someday
He should I'm not saying he should retire. I'm saying he should think about it
Give the man all the time he wants he can fight whenever he wants to fight. That's John Jones. He's the goat
So leave him alone
if he decides one day to come back and he comes back and he wants to fight Tom Aspinall for the
heavyweight title the question is like
How long are you allowed to hold on to the title before they start having that conversation now?
He just knocked out Stipe Miocic. So give the man's months give the man five or six months
Just leave him the fuck alone
But at a certain point time you have to decide who the heavyweight champion is and if Tom is the interim heavyweight champion and John
Decides he doesn't want to fight anymore
He could do that and he could do that also and then come back in a year and fight for the title
He could do that. Yeah, you do whatever he wants, but he might decide you know, what?
Had an unbelievable career never lost
Except the disqualification lost to a rule that has since been reversed
He's the goat he retires. He's got plenty of money. He's got a opportunity to do some acting
Yeah, he's he's an interesting character to me because he seems like them he seems
Unique kind of oh, he's very unique. Yeah, like you can't he seems hard to pinpoint kind of they make any sense or no
But that doesn't ever stop me from conversations with you. Thanks, dude
Listen Theo, I really love you. I love talking to you, but you gotta make sense
Imagine that would ruin our whole relationship
That would be the most ridiculous requirement, well, you know what Joe said to me people go what?
That is so fucked up
Why would you say that?
God, give me one of those gay steaks
More god damn it comes out
They fucking tell me queer shoulders nine dollars more per pound. They serve it in a high-heeled shoe
Takes it out of the shoe plates it
The way to just kind of sit on your tongue, yeah, I'm called a juicy Santana the
But they're gonna they're gonna start it's gonna start happening they're gonna start getting these
LGBTQ meats they're gonna start getting what's the D you put a D in there?
Yeah, they always add ones but the one that pisses me off the most they add the a that's asexual hey stay out of it
This is not you. Why are you in there?
Yes, it's like the it's the Electoral College thing that I was talking about right as they gathered up this we get enough of like
Fucking Springfield, Ohio. Come on in. Come on. We could use your vote. I mean just pile it all on
Do you think it's a good idea to get rid of the Electoral College? Do you think it should be one person one vote?
Yeah, I kind of do because I think
It just there's no way that it's
Like a skew it all then, you know, I feel like it's one person one vote. That's it, right
You know, I just worry about still like how many extra votes they had the one time, you know
If that was ever figured out or not. Nobody figured it out, which seems crazy, but this theories
I just wonder once the our voting gets compromised. It's a rat. There's theories, but the theory suck the numbers too big
to me
15 millions too many people you look at the like the graph of how many people voted, you know for 2012
2016 and then there's
2020 yeah, it's bananas people showed up and then there's 24 goes back to normal again and 24 is probably the most consequential election of our
Lifetime where people felt more nervous
Like if these motherfuckers get in charge one more time, like we could get like literally invaded by terrorists
We could lose all of our rights to say things on the internet. They could I mean they were talking about
Cracking down on hate speech online
Like the free speech is not hate speech that Tim Walz guy was actually saying that hate speech
Free speech does not include hate speech
What are you but by whose fucking definition yours a guy who thinks tampons should be in the boys room?
Yeah, like when Trump started calling him tampon Tim. I was like one of the
All his names. That's my all-time favorite
It didn't get used that much because he only had it for a couple of months because the guy went away as soon as the
Election was over but tampon Tim was the best. Yeah, I think
I'm amazed how quickly after the election everything just felt like
Dude people in New York are he was talking about it
He said people in New York, even though they didn't win like their guy didn't win. They're happy. They didn't win
there's like a marked feeling of relaxation like
Because people in New York are realizing your fucking city is under attack
And now it's 18 bucks to drive in and out of it is nine dollars
like
Invaders, but there's that too, but there's also your rights are under attack. You're being propagandized
You're getting your finances drain. They're sucking money out of you and not providing a good service. You have terrible leadership
You have corrupt leadership
even when they saw with Bill de Blasio and I think they thought it was gonna be better with Eric Adams and this Kathy Holter
Ladies out of her fucking mind like you're watching these
Lunatics run that state and they're running it into the fucking ground and people have to wake up before the thing hits the rocks
Do you think we'll start to separate into different countries and states eventually like or do you think new things like that will start to happen?
You think we'll figure everything out. Well, we are different countries
We're the United States of America, but we're like Europe really like New York is so much different than Idaho
Yeah, you know, Iowa is so much different than Florida, you know, I mean we all speak the same language
But how much different is Miami to Portland? I mean, they might as well be in another fucking country
Yeah, you might you should have a passport to go to Miami. Yeah, you should
Check your papers
You just went to Cancun
To go to Eastern, Washington
Yes, but it's like
We're a bunch of different spots and that's one things that makes it cool is that you can move to a new spot
But like you were saying earlier like you could move to a new spot for now
Like we moved we moved you moved to Nashville. I moved to Texas we moved because we didn't like the spot
We're at we found a spot. It was like
This is better. Like this is more relaxing. I feel better is but if you are under one
universal control and that
Federal control
controls all of the social issues all of the
contentious issues about whatever it is, whether it's
Second Amendment First Amendment abortion immigration, whatever if you have like central control
Then you stifle the debate about what's best for the population
because when the people get into control they enforce that and then they
Penalize the people that don't agree with them and they make it like real obvious that you step out of line
They're gonna come get you and they're gonna arrest you just like they're doing in the UK
While they're arresting people that are making Facebook post you bet you are fucking ass
There's a lot of people that want to post things on Facebook and they don't yeah
Cuz they don't want to go to jail and that's not good. It's not good. That's the problem with centralized control
Yeah, I just saw a thing where they oh, yeah
Well, that seems like the scariest thing because it's like well
How do you think that people here are like people there or that the beliefs here are like the beliefs there?
That's why I wish we almost had like places where it's like, okay
If this is how you believe then this is a place for you, right?
And if this is how you believe then this is a place for you because I think if we have
You know, I don't think you'd have that many places you need probably 10 or 11 places
Well, but then you get the problem of people coming into a place and deciding that they want to put their own
Beliefs on this place and change the place
Yeah
that's where things get real weird and you're seeing that with you know, a lot of countries that are getting a lot of Islamic immigrants and
they want to enforce Sharia law and they want to do it in their neighborhoods do it in their communities and
What is that thing is this bullshit because I was there was some
some
patrol group of
Muslims in New York that were driving around in cars and they were dressed like cops and I saw that I was like
Is this rage bait? Is this clickbait? Like what? What is this? What is this? I'm saying. This can't be real
so it was these guys dressed up like cops that had cars that look like cop cars that says something about like
Like could have a music video or something. It could be
Could be
That's old
Muslim community patrols protecting US mosques. So are they just security guards that are around mosques?
Is that what it is and people are blowing this up? Yeah, that's what it is. Okay, so to
Election count the numbers are pretty similar from 2020 to 2024. Really everything now that they have everything you have
155 million votes for this. Can we see it the graph?
Why didn't I could it I didn't see it on the graph see but the thing was the graph was that there was 15 million
Graphs were made before the election. The counts were all done. Hmm, right, but wouldn't that mean?
Oh, so so now the numbers are high again. I mean, yeah, California didn't didn't finish counting until like a week ago
Trump was just talking about it. The California hasn't finished counting yet, bro
How could you take so long to count?
Here's the best part in every close race after prolonged counting for long periods of time Democrats won. Yeah, the ones over there
What are the odds the ones where you see like how many counties shifted red? That's the same thing
It's like people are getting fed up with it. They're getting tired
They're sick. They're sick of bullshit. So hey, dude, we're gonna do my podcast and we're gonna do your podcasts
So this is what we're gonna do. Okay, so we will right now
Stop we'll take a piss and then people that want to follow this conversation go to Theo Vaughn's podcast and
It'll be this from now up. Thank you. Joe. Appreciate it. Yeah, listen, I think we're gonna have fun tonight, too
Yep, I'm excited. Oh, yeah
Joe DeRosa's here. Oh, we got to let Shane out of that sauna. No, he's out. Oh, yes. Okay. It's a door
He's a big boy
No, I'm excited to see him it'd be fun. Thank you. All right, we'll be right back folks on Theo show